justinjas

Jan
2010
24

All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard, and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.

Nov
2009
28

Chuck Norris was on Celebrity Jeopordy once and because of his presence Alex Trebek’s mustache fell off. It has never been able to grow back.

Mar
2008
24

Jul
2007
02

I’ve have one record left that I owe a major label, then I will never be seen in a situation like this again. If I could do what I want right now, I would put out my next album, you could download it from my site at as high a bit-rate as you want, pay $4 through PayPal.

Jun
2007
29

A fine hawk on the wrist, a clear day, and a fast horse upon which to ride